max and matthias showed me how to whip up some bug stew the other night.
here is what i learned…
if you were a bug, you might think
“wow, that looks like a delicious stew.”
but you would soon find out “it’s deadly poison‘.
the ingredients might seem simple
[grass, dirt, water]
but mixed in the right proportions and using special tools
it becomes “a lethal drink for flys, ants and spiders”.
make sure to find an airtight container to store the “deadly poison”
and keep it away from curious little sisters.
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i’m pretty sure it’s organic, safe for humans and never tested on animals.
it should be available at your local hardware store soon, so keep an eye out!